Our Story and Your Call to Action
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat:
Fund the Molds Price: 2 Seats for 375.00
For anybody with a BUTT -
When you pre-order 2 seats for a total of 550.00 to bring this revolutionary seat to market - you will be getting each seat for less than our Grandma’s Price of each.
SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED.
LIMITED TIME OFFER: Only 1,700 of our Help Fund The Molds Special Offers available.
Because every butt deserves better than flat! —this isn’t a cushion (cushions aren’t all they’re cracked up to be).
The Seatless Seat gently raises you ~3 inches above any surface, significantly reduces the pressure of sitting and features a central oval opening for full pressure free sit bone clearance with abundant ventilation—keeping you cool, dry, and comfortable.
Crafted from durable, medical-grade plastic with a patent-pending contoured design, it alleviates pressure, boosts airflow, and delivers unmatched relief whether you're recovering, traveling, or just need a better seat.
Lightweight. Portable. Ready anywhere. The best seat in the house—**anytime, anyplace.**
Butt wait—there’s more!
Pair it with our discrete tray (for bedpan-style use) and ice tray accessory for cooling relief.
ice tray/icepack/bedpan tray NOT included
Comfort. Dignity. Revolutionized.
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat—sit smarter, not harder.
Join the Butt Comfort Revolution!
PRE-ORDERS ONLY @ this time. Manufacturing and Shipping Date TBD; we will keep you updated as we persevere to bring Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat to fruition. THANK YOU for joining us in The Butt Comfort Revolution!
For sanitary reasons, refunds and returns are not available. ALL SALES ARE FINAL - BUTT you will be so glad you committed to improved health and quality of life for you, your loved ones, and those you serve. Proudly made in the USA by US Military Veterans.
Our Journey: Bringing Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat to Life
After 13 years of relentless ideation—9 surgeries, titanium joints, sitting on ice (to try to prevent pressure wounds, blisters, and burns from developing on my butt), and one breakthrough hour—we cracked (pun intended) the foundational design for Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat.
We took the back of a shower seat, cut an oval hole in the center, and attached wooden rockers to elevate it about 3 inches off any surface. Duct tape and screws held it together, but let's be real—it wasn't sturdy enough to sit on safely. Undeterred, we crafted our own bamboo wooden prototype to test the concept.
We are thankful for our dear friend, Charley Crosby, (retired from plastics/manufacturing) who provided hours of plastics/manufacturing and business 101 talks). We decided twin-sheet-thermoforming was the way to go.
Professional Engineer
That's when we brought in a professional engineer (funded by my retirement). Over 9 intense months, we iterated through six prototypes, fine-tuning the contours to create what I call "the perfect potato chip"—a revolutionary shape that alleviates pressure, boosts ventilation, and delivers unmatched comfort without being just another seat (it’s NOT a cushion).
RANGERS Lead the Way!
A huge shoutout to my husband, Brian: A die-hard Ranger who lives by the motto, "There's always a way." He’s also a math genius who is dedicated to solutions! With an official 3D prototype and detailed engineering files in hand, I called manufacturers across the country, however once I learned about Multiplastics of Charleston (manufacturer for Caroline’s Cart: harnessing plastic technology to transofrm lives - one family at a time), I knew Multiplastics was the one! They got us started with some beautifully mnaufactured prototypes. Then, they recommended we swtich to blowmolding (to make it more efficinet and affordable for people).
Where We Are Today
We are excited to announce, we met with the blow molder manufacturer and they are a GREAT fit! Initial upfront cost of molds is more, BUTT it will be better for the long haul.
Intellectual Property
Our seatless seat is a breakthrough invention. It’s a market disrupter! So, in parallel, we filed important IP.
Funding and First Run:
We are working on presales to fund the blowmold tooling - and applying for grants.
Join the Revolution: Pre-Order or Invest Today
If you're tired of your expectations and your cushion falling flat - and if you are ready for a seat that is NOT a cushion - It’s a seatless seat, with a revolutionary perfect potato chip, hold your hips and butt just right design that truly changes the game—whether for recovery, travel, or everyday comfort—pre-order your Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat today! Your butt will thank you.
The exact number available is TBD (limited by what our soft molds can produce), so don't wait! Your purchase directly fuels the initial tooling and production run.
Friends, family, and forward-thinking investors:
This isn't just a product—it's a movement toward dignity and relief for "anybody with a butt."
If you're a big wig (or know one) excited about backing a Veteran owned, patent-pending innovation with real-world impact, reach out—we have a “Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat” at the table for you! We're open to strategic investments to accelerate our growth.
Pre-order today at[Dr. Seymour's Seatless Seat Shop—link com] and be part of the story. Together, we'll sit smarter, not harder.
Butt wait—there's more: Check out our accessories like the discreet bedpan tray and our ice tray for cooling relief!
This isn’t just about saving “my butt” -
IT’S ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD OF ALL BUTTS!
Thank you in advance for supporting Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat and anybody with a butt!
Let’s work together
We are looking for indivuduals and facilities who will track incident rates of pressure wounds, hospital admittance, length of stays, infections, and healing rates (of existing wounds and/or post-surgery). We are hypothesizing that all of these incident rates will be significantly improved. BUTT we need you to track them (you arleady are) while using Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat so that we have BUTTloads of data. Yes, we are GOING BIG so that Patients can GO HOME and sit optimally when they are at home or on the go! Interested in serving together? Please fill out the form below.