*** BREAKING NEWS ***
USAF Veteran goes from toxic exposure, 9 surgeries, and chronic pressure wounds to a tenacious comeback! Unlike most, she wasn’t trying to have a “hot butt” - she just wanted to sit without all the pressure of sitting….
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat ™
Patent-Pending Veteran-Owned
“It’s NOT a cushion.”
Yes please - keep me in the know!
Yes please - keep me in the know!
Pre-Order Special: The "Grandmother’d In Price" —
$ 199.99
SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED
I may be a grandma, BUTT this is not your grandma’s cushion—it’s NOT A CUSHION at all!
As we prepare for mass production, we are inviting early supporters to help us reach pivotal milestones so that we can reduce the cost of goods and make our seat available to the masses.
Pre-order your revolutionary Seatless Seat today and lock in our Grandma’s limited-time price of $299.99.
Get (the pressure) off your BUTT - Don't miss this limited chance to invest in a life-changing (and potentially life-saving) invention.
For sanitary reasons, all sales are final; no refunds; no returns, BUTT you will be glad you committed to improved health and quality of life for you and those you love (and serve).
PRE-ORDERS ONLY @ this time. Manufacturing and Shipping Date TBD; we will keep you updated as we persevere to bring Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat to fruition. THANK YOU for joining us in The Butt Comfort Revolution!
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat:
Fund the Molds Price: 2 Seats for 375.00
For anybody with a BUTT -
When you pre-order 2 seats for a total of 550.00 to bring this revolutionary seat to market - you will be getting each seat for less than our Grandma’s Price of each.
SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED.
LIMITED TIME OFFER: Only 1,700 of our Help Fund The Molds Special Offers available.
Because every butt deserves better than flat! —this isn’t a cushion (cushions aren’t all they’re cracked up to be).
The Seatless Seat gently raises you ~3 inches above any surface, significantly reduces the pressure of sitting and features a central oval opening for full pressure free sit bone clearance with abundant ventilation—keeping you cool, dry, and comfortable.
Crafted from durable, medical-grade plastic with a patent-pending contoured design, it alleviates pressure, boosts airflow, and delivers unmatched relief whether you're recovering, traveling, or just need a better seat.
Lightweight. Portable. Ready anywhere. The best seat in the house—**anytime, anyplace.**
Butt wait—there’s more!
Pair it with our discrete tray (for bedpan-style use) and ice tray accessory for cooling relief.
ice tray/icepack/bedpan tray NOT included
Comfort. Dignity. Revolutionized.
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat—sit smarter, not harder.
Join the Butt Comfort Revolution!
PRE-ORDERS ONLY @ this time. Manufacturing and Shipping Date TBD; we will keep you updated as we persevere to bring Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat to fruition. THANK YOU for joining us in The Butt Comfort Revolution!
For sanitary reasons, refunds and returns are not available. ALL SALES ARE FINAL - BUTT you will be so glad you committed to improved health and quality of life for you, your loved ones, and those you serve. Proudly made in the USA by US Military Veterans.
Sit smarter not harder - because every butt deserves better than flat and cushions aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
Be an early adopter - pre-order and support The Butt Comfort Revolution - from design to manufacturing, to launch -
For the greater good of all butts!
"For anybody with a butt."
"For anybody with a butt."
Before, sitting meant pain, pressure sores and blisters - BUTT now, there’s finally, a way to sit without sitting on my butt!
Do you have great health - BUTT you sit a lot?
Elevate your SITuation today - because anybody with a butt deserves better than flat.
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat -
For the greater good of ALL BUTTS.
Love, Dr. S
DESIGNED TO:
✓ Elevate you 3" off the surface
✓ Reduce pressure on hips
✓ Reduce pressure on tailbone
✓ Reduce pressure on sacral region
✓ Provide full sit bone clearance
✓ Promote airflow & healing
✓ Fit easily in most chairs: wheelchairs, your favorite chair or couch, office chairs, gaming, travel - and more (works great at the beach or camping!)
✓Just about any place your butt can sit - Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat can fit!
“In fact, if you pre-order, you will be supporting the mission of improved health and quality of life for ALL BUTTS.”
* And your first assignment will be to take a picture of yourself sitting anyplace, anywhere.
* customerservice@drseymoursseatlessseat.com...
* And we will send you a 25% off coupon when you order from our 2nd manufactuing run
Join The Butt Comfort Revolution TODAY!”