Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat
Tango Bravo Charlie Romeo Mission
The Butt Comfort Revolution -
for anybody with a butt!
Join The Butt Comfort Revolution!
As two U.S. Military Veterans, we signed on the dotted line for freedom with sacrifice for this great country and now we’re fighting for a new way to sit. Toxic exposure led to battles with pain and pressure wounds, which forced us to create a solution. We’ve already invested a large portion of our retirement savings to get Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat prototype ready. BUTT - we need more capital for the tooling (molds) as well as to bring the cost of goods down and bring this revolutionary technology to anybody with a butt - because your butt deserves better than flat!
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat is for the greater good of ALL BUTTS.
IT IS FOR:
The Pain Point Butt Comfort Revolutionaries: for people who sit for long hours (remote & office workers, pod-casters, gamers, drivers, sitting at home-ers) & experience discomfort.
The Mobility/Medical Butt Comfort Revolutionaries: for individuals, caregivers, and medical professionals concerned with skin (and overall health) pressure wounds, post-birth or post-surgery healing, & limited mobility.
The Tango Bravo Charlie Romeo Mission Revolutionaries: for ANY Patron who wants to support Veteran-owned, breakthrough innovation.
Dr. Seymour
Save $100
“Pre-order 2 seats for $399.98 and help fund the molds.”
LIMITED TIME OFFER (ONLY 3,333 Help Fund The Molds Offers Available).
THANK YOU in advance! We can’t do it without YOUR BUTT.
It's NOT your grandma's cushion! It's NOT a Cushion.
It's NOT your grandma's cushion! It's NOT a Cushion.
Pre-order your Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat at our GRANDMOTHER’D IN PRICE ($249.99).
and help us bring this life-changing seat to EVERYBODY WITH A BUTT!
APPLIES TO THE FIRST 3,333 SEATS -
LIMITED TIME OFFER.
THANK YOU in advance!.
Get (the pressure) off your BUTT & help us spread the word.
