Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat
Tango Bravo Charlie Romeo Mission
The Butt Comfort Revolution -
for anybody with a butt!
Join The Butt Comfort Revolution!
As two U.S. Military Veterans, we signed on the dotted line for freedom with sacrifice for this great country and now we’re fighting for a new way to sit. Toxic exposure led to battles with pain and pressure wounds, which forced us to create a solution. We’ve already invested a large portion of our retirement savings to get Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat prototype ready. BUTT - we need more capital for the tooling (molds) as well as to bring the cost of goods down and bring this revolutionary technology to anybody with a butt - because your butt deserves better than flat!
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat is for the greater good of ALL BUTTS.
IT IS FOR:
The Pain Point Butt Comfort Revolutionaries: for people who sit for long hours (remote & office workers, pod-casters, gamers, drivers, sitting at home-ers) & experience discomfort.
The Mobility/Medical Butt Comfort Revolutionaries: for individuals, caregivers, and medical professionals concerned with skin (and overall health) pressure wounds, post-birth or post-surgery healing, & limited mobility.
The Tango Bravo Charlie Romeo Mission Revolutionaries: for ANY Patron who wants to support Veteran-owned, breakthrough innovation.
Dr. Seymour
Save $100
“Pre-order 2 seats for $399.98 and help fund the molds.”
LIMITED TIME OFFER (ONLY 3,333 Help Fund The Molds Offers Available).
THANK YOU in advance! We can’t do it without YOUR BUTT.
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat:
Fund the Molds Price: 2 Seats for 375.00
For anybody with a BUTT -
When you pre-order 2 seats for a total of 550.00 to bring this revolutionary seat to market - you will be getting each seat for less than our Grandma’s Price of each.
SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED.
LIMITED TIME OFFER: Only 1,700 of our Help Fund The Molds Special Offers available.
Because every butt deserves better than flat! —this isn’t a cushion (cushions aren’t all they’re cracked up to be).
The Seatless Seat gently raises you ~3 inches above any surface, significantly reduces the pressure of sitting and features a central oval opening for full pressure free sit bone clearance with abundant ventilation—keeping you cool, dry, and comfortable.
Crafted from durable, medical-grade plastic with a patent-pending contoured design, it alleviates pressure, boosts airflow, and delivers unmatched relief whether you're recovering, traveling, or just need a better seat.
Lightweight. Portable. Ready anywhere. The best seat in the house—**anytime, anyplace.**
Butt wait—there’s more!
Pair it with our discrete tray (for bedpan-style use) and ice tray accessory for cooling relief.
ice tray/icepack/bedpan tray NOT included
Comfort. Dignity. Revolutionized.
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat—sit smarter, not harder.
Join the Butt Comfort Revolution!
PRE-ORDERS ONLY @ this time. Manufacturing and Shipping Date TBD; we will keep you updated as we persevere to bring Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat to fruition. THANK YOU for joining us in The Butt Comfort Revolution!
For sanitary reasons, refunds and returns are not available. ALL SALES ARE FINAL - BUTT you will be so glad you committed to improved health and quality of life for you, your loved ones, and those you serve. Proudly made in the USA by US Military Veterans.
It's NOT your grandma's cushion! It's NOT a Cushion.
It's NOT your grandma's cushion! It's NOT a Cushion.
Pre-Order Special: The "Grandmother’d In Price" —
$ 199.99
SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED
I may be a grandma, BUTT this is not your grandma’s cushion—it’s NOT A CUSHION at all!
As we prepare for mass production, we are inviting early supporters to help us reach pivotal milestones so that we can reduce the cost of goods and make our seat available to the masses.
Pre-order your revolutionary Seatless Seat today and lock in our Grandma’s limited-time price of $299.99.
Get (the pressure) off your BUTT - Don't miss this limited chance to invest in a life-changing (and potentially life-saving) invention.
For sanitary reasons, all sales are final; no refunds; no returns, BUTT you will be glad you committed to improved health and quality of life for you and those you love (and serve).
PRE-ORDERS ONLY @ this time. Manufacturing and Shipping Date TBD; we will keep you updated as we persevere to bring Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat to fruition. THANK YOU for joining us in The Butt Comfort Revolution!
Pre-order your Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat at our GRANDMOTHER’D IN PRICE ($249.99).
and help us bring this life-changing seat to EVERYBODY WITH A BUTT!
APPLIES TO THE FIRST 3,333 SEATS -
LIMITED TIME OFFER.
THANK YOU in advance!.
Get (the pressure) off your BUTT & help us spread the word.
