Service to Uncle Sam complete. NOW our VETERANS need YOU!
Service to Uncle Sam complete. NOW our VETERANS need YOU!
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat™
Stand With Our Veterans – Make a way for them to sit without pain.
For too long, veterans have carried invisible wounds—chronic pain that makes even sitting unbearable. Dr. Seymour’s revolutionary Seatless Seat™ changes that. It’s not just a seat… it’s freedom from pressure, relief from pain, and a new lease on life.
When You Pre-Order Today, You Do More Than Get First Access—You Answer the Call.
Every pre-order directly supports two heroic missions:
1. $1,500 of your pledge goes straight to Operation Song—the powerful nonprofit (Dr. S serves on the board) that helps veterans, service members, and their families heal by turning their untold stories into song. Real stories. Real voices. Real healing. Operation Song
2. $214 funds one Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat™ for a veteran living with daily pain who can’t afford this breakthrough on their own.
That’s right—your pre-order reserve a Seatless Seat™ for a Veteran at the DD$214 price… it delivers life-changing relief to a veteran in pain and a voice to those who sacrificed everything for our freedom.
For all our sisters and brothers who are “A Little Too John Wayne Lima Tango Juliet Whiskey United - Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat Club,” this is a Lima Tango Juliet Whiskey United Club Mission.
We’re in the final push to bring this patented, veteran-owned and designed innovation from prototype to production—so it can reach the millions who need it. Your pre-order is the fuel that makes it happen.
Support a veteran. Let’s pull up a seat with them, empower them, and tell their story through song. Answer the call. Pre-order now. “Too easy MY BUTT!”
Because every hero deserves to sit without suffering… and every story deserves to be sung.
#DrSeymoursSeatlessSeat #SupportAVeteran #OperationSong #AnswerTheCall
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat redefines how we experience sitting, offering unmatched comfort on the go.
· Innovative design provides unparalleled support.
Lightweight, portable, perfect for use anywhere, anytime.
· Durable medical grade plastic ensures long-lasting (and sanitary) comfort for all users.
Transform every seating experience into an opportunity for comfort and relaxation, knowing your seat is always the best in the house. The Seatless Seat gently raises you ~3 inches above any surface, significantly reduces the pressure of sitting and features a central oval opening for full pressure free sit bone clearance with abundant ventilation—keeping you cool, dry, and comfortable. Crafted from durable, medical-grade plastic with a patent-pending contoured design, it alleviates pressure, boosts airflow, and delivers unmatched relief whether you're recovering, traveling, or just need a better seat. Lightweight. Portable. Ready anywhere. The best seat in the house—**anytime, anyplace.** Butt wait—there’s more! Pair it with our discrete tray (for bedpan-style use) and ice tray accessory for cooling relief. Comfort. Dignity. Revolutionized. Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat—sit smarter, not harder. Join the Butt Comfort Revolution!
Service to Uncle Sam complete. NOW our VETERANS need YOU!
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat™
Stand With Our Veterans – Make a way for them to sit without pain.
For too long, veterans have carried invisible wounds—chronic pain that makes even sitting unbearable. Dr. Seymour’s revolutionary Seatless Seat™ changes that. It’s not just a seat… it’s freedom from pressure, relief from pain, and a new lease on life.
When You Pre-Order Today, You Do More Than Get First Access—You Answer the Call.
Every pre-order directly supports two heroic missions:
1. $1,500 of your pledge goes straight to Operation Song—the powerful nonprofit (Dr. S serves on the board) that helps veterans, service members, and their families heal by turning their untold stories into song. Real stories. Real voices. Real healing. Operation Song
2. $214 funds one Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat™ for a veteran living with daily pain who can’t afford this breakthrough on their own.
That’s right—your pre-order reserve a Seatless Seat™ for a Veteran at the DD$214 price… it delivers life-changing relief to a veteran in pain and a voice to those who sacrificed everything for our freedom.
For all our sisters and brothers who are “A Little Too John Wayne Lima Tango Juliet Whiskey United - Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat Club,” this is a Lima Tango Juliet Whiskey United Club Mission.
We’re in the final push to bring this patented, veteran-owned and designed innovation from prototype to production—so it can reach the millions who need it. Your pre-order is the fuel that makes it happen.
Support a veteran. Let’s pull up a seat with them, empower them, and tell their story through song. Answer the call. Pre-order now. “Too easy MY BUTT!”
Because every hero deserves to sit without suffering… and every story deserves to be sung.
#DrSeymoursSeatlessSeat #SupportAVeteran #OperationSong #AnswerTheCall
Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat redefines how we experience sitting, offering unmatched comfort on the go.
· Innovative design provides unparalleled support.
Lightweight, portable, perfect for use anywhere, anytime.
· Durable medical grade plastic ensures long-lasting (and sanitary) comfort for all users.
Transform every seating experience into an opportunity for comfort and relaxation, knowing your seat is always the best in the house. The Seatless Seat gently raises you ~3 inches above any surface, significantly reduces the pressure of sitting and features a central oval opening for full pressure free sit bone clearance with abundant ventilation—keeping you cool, dry, and comfortable. Crafted from durable, medical-grade plastic with a patent-pending contoured design, it alleviates pressure, boosts airflow, and delivers unmatched relief whether you're recovering, traveling, or just need a better seat. Lightweight. Portable. Ready anywhere. The best seat in the house—**anytime, anyplace.** Butt wait—there’s more! Pair it with our discrete tray (for bedpan-style use) and ice tray accessory for cooling relief. Comfort. Dignity. Revolutionized. Dr. Seymour’s Seatless Seat—sit smarter, not harder. Join the Butt Comfort Revolution!
LIMITED TIME OFFER: Only 214 available. Due to sanitray reasons, all sales are final; no returns; no refunds.